Everything I Know About Babies I Learned from My Pet Goat
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4 min readDec 11, 2019
It’s four in the morning and an angry, hungry bleating has awoken me from slumber.
I look at the clock and realize that yes, it’s that time.
I get up, blearily mix up some formula, put it in a clean bottle with a fresh nipple, make sure it’s the correct temperature, then head toward the sound of…